Minecraft 

Pure happiness in the form of a blocky video game

Person 1: How do you uninstall minecraft?
Person 2: So you know how some sins are unforgivable?

Minecraft by A human you dont know November 24, 2020

minecraft 

a game where you can troll your friends and scream into your mic until your mother disowns you and takes you back to the adoption center.

"wanna play minecraft?"
"no last time you made me break up with my mincecraft girlfriend."

minecraft by nimimi December 17, 2018

Minecraft 

What is this 'Physics' you speak of, is it magic?

Person 1: How is that castle being help up by a 20 foot tall stick?
Person 2: Minecraft
Person 1: But it's not physically possible!
Person 2: What is this 'Physics' you speak of, is it magic?
Person 1: It's the governing law o-
Person 2: MINECRAFT!(Bitch slaps person 1)

Minecraft by SibunaS August 26, 2012

Minecraft 

An amazing game that allows your creativity to run wild, and allows you to build anything you would like. There's endless possibilities.

Minecraft good. Fortnite bad.

Minecraft by Bendew July 13, 2019

Minecraft 

The act of hitting someone with a pickaxe.

"Why is he in the hospital?!"

"I heard someone minecrafted him."

Minecraft by OwMyBodyHurt April 6, 2019

Minecraft 

Minecraft is an open game. There are single-player, realms, and multiplayer.
Game modes:
Survival: Get crushed by a million creepers blowing you up to five hundred blocks.
Creative: A maniac's best friend.
Adventure: This adventure is infinite. Have fun!
Spectator: Annoy your friends by telling everyone what they're doing when they're playing Minecraft Manhunt.
1/10,000 chance on the home screen to display Minceraft.
Insert OptiFine here
Insert client here

Would you all just shut up I'm in a Discord call playing Minecraft

Minecraft by SpeedoThreeSixty November 17, 2020

Minecraft 

A virtual drug that will probably take over your childhood and teenage years.

Guy 1 - Hey, Do you wanna go to my house and watch the game?
Guy 2 - FUCK YEAH! I JUST KILLED A CREEPER!
Mother down stairs - What's going on up there?!
Guy 2 - He's on minecraft again...

Minecraft by xXChibitaliaXx June 15, 2012