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Pentanium 

A derivative of the 'Pentium' processor used by non-tech saavy consumers when looking for this type of processor.
"Excuse me, do you have any Pentanium processors? You see my hard drive in my modem caught on fire and I need to replace my Pentanium."
Pentanium by Kevlar D November 10, 2007
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prethnic 

Prethnic is a neologism used to describe something having both "precious" and "ethnic" qualities.
Zoey seethed with jealousy over Jezebel's prethnic indoor yurta.
prethnic by mikeynola September 28, 2009

Prenticle 

When you get your head stuck in a cat flap
Ralph: "Did you hear about Dave?"
Jake: "No! What Did he do?"
Ralph: "He did a prenticle!"
Jake: "Standard Dave, lol".
Prenticle by ralph17ralphy December 26, 2011

Pietanic 

A brain child of a young inspired filmmaker. Travis Jamison had an idea "What if I remade the famous movie Titanic starring Leonardo Decaprio?". Pietanic was the product. Starring Gianni Tomassello as Leo, Riley Mcclew, Travis Jamison as Doctor Professor Jelly Donut, and Shane as the asian guy. Some may see this video slightly racist. You may be womdering why. Well that's because Travis, half way through editing, decided to dub most of the lines. The most noticable being Shane's, replaced with "Ching chang chong. Ching chang chong. Pork fried rice. Pork fried rice.". Some critics have said this is the worst amateur film they've ever layed their eyes on, while others adore it. It has a cult following which is reflected by its impressive 118 views on Youtube. A sequel is currently being planned "Pietanic Part Six".
P1: "Hey, have you watched Pietanic."

P2: "Yeah, 'Ching chang chong', lol"
Pietanic by SirDaveDavis October 22, 2017

Prentice 

A Jamaican word which means one who pretends to be real and carries news to girl after eavesdropping
Di bwoy a prentice from long time
Prentice by Jadumplin January 20, 2019

Prentice 

The sexiest person I know. He constantly makes you laugh and smile. One word from him, and your day is made. Any girl would be lucky to have him. He's super sweet, caring and understanding. Even though his giggles sound like a donkey orgasm, they're pretty cute. He should give up Xbox though, he's horrible at it :P
Girl 1: Ew who is that
Girl 2: Who?
Girl 1: That emo kid over there
Girl 2: >:o Hey that's Prentice
Girl 1 What kind of a name is that...
Girl 2: A cute one
Girl 1: Do you like him or something?
Girl 2: He's my baby daddy
Prentice by Guess :D January 17, 2013