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bidon is a commonly used last name in zoomers jokes
yoo bro have you bidons new shoes

no btw whos bidon
oh you dont know bidon dn
no
oh well BITE ON DEEZ NUTZ
bidon by poopyman1111 January 18, 2022
The opposite of a bidet, a bidon't is the act of spraying water off of your ass and on to someone else in the shower. The best way to do this is by positioning a removable shower head between your legs and allowing the water to ricochet off your butt-hole (and maybe a little balls or gooch) and land on your shower mate. The perfect time to execute the bidon't is when your shower mate is washing their face as their eyes are usually closed so they are unaware of the source of the water hitting their soapy face.

Bonus: If you have a hairy asshole, you can bypass the whole ricochet part by using your ass-hair as a filter, allowing the stream of water to pass through the hairs improving the accuracy of your spray yet still achieving the "ass water" effect.

Double bonus: If a dingleberry should happen to shake loose and act as a projectile, you achieved a level of bidon't that few live to tell about.
In a recent bidon't accident, a man lost his life on a trip to Old Faithful yesterday morning.
bidon't by sethisanimating February 19, 2011

Badonkadonk 

Keep your eyes on my badonkadonk-donk
Badonkadonk by Mrmacho May 13, 2017
When you're bedazzled by dong.
Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.
bedongled by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015

Badonkers 

She's got some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers. Giant bonkhonagahoogs. HUMONGOUS hungolomghnonoloughongous.
badonkers.
Badonkers by sectorrclear November 11, 2018

some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this