Mald 

Malding is a condition originating from Uganda, where the patient zero was found (circa) 1990. It is often described as the human version of molding. Certain tobacco products like Snus are said to enhance the effects of malding.

It is characterized by the victims baldness, lack of skill and anger issues. Subjects of the condition are also said to have decorated their room with self portraits and paintings of things that make them feel uneasy.

"so mald, so bald"

"Why doesnt he back off when i hit him twice? Fucking RNG man"

Mald by Sauha_ June 4, 2019

mald 

mald/malding, is when a situation is making you mad and bald at the same time.

"This game is making me mald!"

mald by RyuRenyama June 14, 2019

Mald 

Mald means:
“a player who is having a hard time with a game“
Or
“Someone who is mad and balding”

Person 1: UGH I CANT WIN :(
Person 2: Mald

Mald by HamAJPW November 14, 2021

Mald 

Someone who is mad that they are bad at a game. Also can refer to someone who is bald and mad, but that is the literal term.

He just lost, he must be malding!
Damn he sucks, he’s so mald!

Mald by gigantyczny czad May 3, 2022

Mald 

Being mad and bald

Jonh: "Asmongold is always hating on retail WoW."
Dave: "Thats just because he's Mald"

Mald by Mald Cap July 13, 2019

Mald 

When a bald man doesn't get his mount in World of Warcraft he may shout a phrase showing the mald phase has begun.
ex.
"Dogshit ass game dood" "Man what the fuck dood" "smashes head against keyboard* FUCK" "Cock ass"

bald man: uses a mald phrase
Someone: asmonMALD

Mald by Sperglord of Draenor December 4, 2020

Mald 

The words Mad and bald put together. Someone who is Mald is either a mad and bald person, or a person who is Mad about being bald, and is therefore taking their frustration out on others.

Mike: Ha! Nice hair bro
John: Dude shut up, they shaved my head while I was sleeping you should have stopped them.
Mike: Why are you blaming me for you having too many drinks and passing out? You're so Mald.

Mald by Yozaru November 9, 2011