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bavarian handshake 

The act of passing one's hand through one's own lederhosen crotch flap, to shake someone else's hand. Popular at German (and German-themed) festivals.
Franz's Bavarian handshake caught me off guard--but what a grip!

bavarian bell tower 

Bavarian Bell Tower? Why does that sound like something I don't want to look up on Urban Dictionary?
n. In Baltimoron, this refers to the Chesapeake Bay Bridge. The Chesapeake Bay Bridge is where US 50 crosses the Chesapeake Bay from Annapolis MD (at Sandy Point) to Kent Island MD. This bridge is not the Chesapeake Bay Bridge-Tunnel. The Chesapeake Bay Bridge-Tunnel is about 120 miles to the south of the Chesapeake Bay Bridge, and the Chesapeake Bay Bridge-Tunnel crosses the bay from the tip of the Delmarva peninsula to Norfolk VA. For most Marylanders (who don't live on the Eastern Shore), the Chesapeake Bay Bridge is the only practical way to go downy oshun (to Ocean City, MD). This means that bridge traffic can be backed up from 10 to 15 miles during the summer, much to the consternation of many Marylanders.
Jeez Louise! Dat dang Baybrij's bakd up da hoe way ta I-97 agin!

Translation: Golly (or other expression of exasperation)! That damnable Chesapeake Bay Bridge is backed up once again from the toll plaza at Sandy Point all the way to the intersection of US 50 and Interstate 97!

Note: This is a distance of approximately 12 miles.
Baybrij by Dan Weyandt April 9, 2008

Bavarian bell tower 

A famous landmark in iSorrowproductions' American Dream Theme Park
"Aww man, I wanna go to the American Dream Theme Park to see the Bavarian Bell Tower!"
Originally called babcock super store until someone thought they were funny then added 'rite' from shoprite to 'bab' from babcock.
A place we're children are robbed by raising the price of goods up.
Are you a gready thief? If yes work at babrite.
Babrite by I don tire March 2, 2021

barbruh moment 

When your mom keeps at yelling at you because you have been playing on the PS4 for to long and blasting EDM music.
Daniel: Mom give me five more minutes I will come upstairs soon. Stop having a barbruh moment
Barbruh: GET OFF NOW OR I WILL THROW A SCREWDRIVER AT YOU!!!!
barbruh moment by Barbra Brando November 26, 2019