smearhead

Somebody who is your boy but kind of slippery.

Yo, I know that boy Gadzüke- he woke AF but he kinda a smearhead. I saw him shoving slim Jim’s down his trousers at the dollar store.

Fecus’s boys called him a smearhead after he dined and dashed at the local Arches.

smearhead by GerthPaul November 24, 2020

smeared shit across the cunt 

The act where a female wipes her shitty ass in a hurry and it smears across her vagina - befouling it.

She knew her night was ruined, she had smeared shit across the cunt.

smeared shit across the cunt by Zonal K June 28, 2018

seamhead

An avid baseball fanatic, especially one who frequently utilizes statistical analysis and urges others to do the same.

Old-school baseball scouts tend to hate seamheads like Rob Neyer, always harping about on-base percentage and Win Shares.

seamhead by Travis M. Nelson March 20, 2008

Smeared 

In basic terminology, Smeared is a word that is used to represent an event of social disorder where one is to be dissed, slapped or abused as a result of other's enjoyment. Therefore, Smeared is most commonly used as an insult or retort to the abused individual not being able to form a comeback.

Aamir: You're an epic fail.

Sam: The only fail was your dad's condom...

Everyone surrounding the individuals: Smeared.

Smeared by Lightning B & Mathematics May 2, 2011

Scarhead 

An obsessive fan of the Harry Potter series. Scarheads participate in the "HP" fandom through activities such as writing/reading fan fiction, listening to wizard rock, attending symposiums, etc. Also called Potterheads.

Scarheads have more fun than Parrotheads and Deadheads.

I have been a Scarhead since I was twelve.

Scarhead by queenofwands March 31, 2008

smeared 

when a piece of shit smiles at you, as if shit were smeared across the floor in the shape of a smile

Person 1: Dude, i'm so sorry you didn't win
Person 2: That's not even the worst part, he smeared at me while they put the medal around his neck

smeared by EsuccEchucc January 20, 2017

Shmeathead

Someone who is stupid and is always doing or saying some dumb shit

Originated in Manhattan Village Academy

This shmeathead Sydney took a shit in a park.

Shmeathead by The real point guard October 16, 2018