Blurnch

Blurnch is the meal eaten when everything is a blur, you slept in (or not: "What time is it?"), didn't eat breakfast or lunch, and are finally grabbing a bite somewhere between 1 and 5 p.m.

Blurnch may be a balanced meal eaten from a plate with acceptable utensils in the company of a friend.

Blurnch may also be cold leftover ramen eaten over the sink, out of the pot, alone in twilight that could either be early morning or very late afternoon.

At 3:20 p.m., Amelia Dent wandered into the kitchen in a daze and made blurnch, her first meal of the day, which consisted of tea, toast, sardines, a slightly fermented tangerine, and a pint of spumoni ice cream.

Blurnch by procrastina... November 12, 2020

pussy blunch 

When someone has pussy for breakfast and lunch in the same day.

Bob Hope was know to go on a pussy blunch here and there because he was such a clit titan.
(see "clit titan" for explanation)

pussy blunch by Pipe Line March 13, 2008

blunch 

First meal of day eaten at lunchtime. As opposed to brunch which is eaten at 10 or 11, blunch is eaten at 12 or 1.

I wasn't hungry in the morning so I had blunch.

blunch by solidgol September 19, 2012

blunch 

An action that occurs before, during, and after visiting Cracker Barrel restaurant.

Dude, I was so hungover I had to blunch everywhere this morning, then we had blunch at Cracker Barrel and I've had to blunch out my ass all afternoon.

blunch by tbird06 April 23, 2008

blurch

A belch that brings a small amount of stomach acid into the throat, stopping just short of becoming vomit.

"I can't eat Taco Bell food; it makes me blurch."

blurch by Rev. Ayatollah Mulla Fakir January 11, 2009

Blunch 

A better and more accurate term for a breakfast meal eaten at lunchtime

Hans had a very delicious chocolate covered cess for blunch

Blunch by ohsmellycat May 12, 2020

blunch 

when you smoke a blunt on your lunch break instead of eating.

A::how was your lunch break??

B:: good had blunch with mistaa perry!!(:

blunch by bubblepop(: March 23, 2011