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A family. Extremely loud, obnoxious and often times, just outright weird. DO NOT GIVE THEM NOISE MAKERS. Way too many people in one house, and excessive swearing often happens. If you are within a one mile radius of them and a gun, take caution. Donlons are psycho, but you cannot help loving them.
Person 1: What is all that noise?!?!?!?!?
Person 2: Oh, thats just the Donlons.
Donlon by THEAWESOMECOUSINS December 30, 2010
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A balding homosexual male who sends out way too many stupid e-mails at work and thinks that they are funny but his co-workers think that he is just a stupid idiot.

See also "Gerp"
"Hey John, is your Blackberry working?"
"No, Steve it isn't. That new asshole in accounting is cluttering up by inbox, he is such a Donlon. "
Donlon by Chang June 20, 2003
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The fear when people genuinely like you and you can’t fathom why.
Wondering if they have you confused for someone you believe they deserve, someone who doesn’t have the qualities you hate the most about yourself.
When you look into my eyes, I’m struck by dolonia, and I’m sure you’ll leave me soon
dolonia by briannahatesbrennan January 24, 2022
The fear felt when people genuinely like you that you can't fathom why; wondering if they have you confused for someone who you believe they deserve, someone who doesn't have the qualities you hate the most about yourself.
Dolonia is a beautiful word to describe how I'm currently feeling.
Dolonia by Kat😩 January 21, 2022
a land where Don rules with an iron Viking fist, in a teletubby mafia friendly way
in donland not only is twitch a requirement, everyone streams from their house
donland by RevLord October 9, 2019
the fear felt when people genuinely like that you can’t fathom why wondering if they have you confused for someone who you believe they deserve someone who doesn’t have the qualities you hate the most about yourself
i feel that she gives me dolonia
The fear felt when someone genuinely likes you and you can’t fathom why they would; Feeling undeserving of their love and attention; It may cause you to wonder if they have mistaken you for another person - someone else that doesn’t have the qualities that you dislike about yourself so much
They felt dolonia instantly when a stranger complimented their outfit and continued to compliment other aspects about them. (noun or adjective)
Dolonia by Archist January 31, 2022