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A white guy who gets toyed with by an asian hottie and then is not given any sexual release.
- Man, that smokin' asian was all over you in the club. Wish I was you last night!
- Ya, right. She bolted for home as soon as we left the club. Said her parents had a curfew.
- What, you didn't even get to jack on her bitty asian titties?!? Dude, you've been wonged! That shit ain't right.
wonged by Foo man choo November 22, 2011
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wonned wonged woned wonked Wynned winned wonner wooned WANNED wonded
Won and owned combined; to own someone and declare victory.

Origin: an unintentional misspelling of "owned" that backfired (see example).
Bob: My mom caught me masturbating in the washroom today... FML

Jonathan: WONED

Bob: The noob spelled it wrong
woned by Darth Falcon September 13, 2010
1. a word used incorrectly when you should have used "won"
2. allowable in a game of words with friend on the itouch and android.
dude i just winned words with friends with "winned".
winned by bluefalcon897 April 2, 2011
when you make plans with a chick and at the last minute she says she's invited her friend along.
"made plans for a nice little day canoeing on the lake, then at the last minute I got Wonged and had to decline."
Wonged by lowestform July 19, 2012
The term for "stoned" that was used in the 1969 movie "Easy Rider"
"Man, I'm wonked"
"Yeah, I'm pretty wonked too, man"
wonked by Alex Burchfield January 19, 2007