Simon Cowell 

A old shit who mentored the famous boy band one direction before they went worldwide and treated them and many other people like shit and is known for being a complete asshole but is also sometimes known as a judge on hit talent tv shows like America’s and Britain’s got talent as well as the X-factor

Simon Cowell needs to retire (I would say worse but I shouldn’t)

Simon Cowell by icecoldhabit June 2, 2020

Simon Cowell 

A judge for talent shows who happens to be the Gordon Ramsay of the talent world... which is ironic considering that he doesn't have any talent that we know of.

Simon Cowell has no talent, so why is he a judge on idol shows and talent shows?

Simon Cowell by KingAnonymous May 24, 2018

Simon Cowell 

A horrible person that flew a happy eighteen year old boy half way across the world to scold him for being himself. Only exception when it comes to TPWK, you do NOT have to treat S*mon with kindness.

Simon Cowell does not need a definition

Simon Cowell by louistomlinsondeservestheworld April 26, 2020

simon cowell 

verb, to wear one's trousers ridiculously high above the waist

"pull your trousers down you twat, you're doing a simon cowell"

simon cowell by mikespooner October 1, 2007

Simon Cowell 

A selfish rich bastard who is from Britain but thinks he is American Rips off the TV shows he made in Britain In America Also i heard he wears his trousers to his chin.

BASTARD Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell by jackiiboii January 20, 2014

Simon Cowell 

a washed up garbage bag, plastic surgery fuck up, homophobe, dirty ass shitty mf, with an ugly ass fucking bitch ass face, who deserves to die in a hole.

person 1: my homophobe, aunt just got a botched face lift
person 2: wow is she simon cowell

Simon Cowell by louiswilliamtomlinson28 November 12, 2020

simon cowell 

disgusting.
ew.
yuck.
harryphobic.
louisphobic.

one directionphobic.

if you are cowbell seek help.

human: who are you?

the creature: im simon cowell

human: bye-

simon cowell by niall and the potatoes February 11, 2021