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Morphette 

A female that owns or frequently wears a Morphsuit. A morphsuit is a 100% lycra suit that covers the entire body. Commonly seen at collegiate sporting events. Can be solid colors or patterns such as zebra stripes.
Guy: "Did you see the morphette last night?"

Friend: "Yea, she was awesome."
Morphette by Veracious Fallacy October 20, 2011

morphette 

A female changling that can easily and sometimes inconveniently adopt a new persona.
If you have a friend of this persuasion in your acquaintence then good luck! (You'll need it to help weather the changes)
(ex GF just *emoted* that she needs to meet someone else)
"Morphed again by the morphette queen"
morphette by flatly December 5, 2005
(v) to unconsciously urinate all over yourself, other people, and the property of other people due to excessive consumption of alcohol and the probable excessive use of drugs.

Other acceptable tenses of the word "Murphetti" include: "Murphettied," "Murphetting," and (to) Murphett.
"Did Kate just Murphetti herself, my thigh, and my bed?"
"Andrew Murphettied last night so do not sit on the couch!"
"Kate does not realize it, but she is Murphetting herself."
"Andrew is going to Murphett the fuck out of you right now if you don't take that handle of New Amsterdam away from him."
Murphetti by MiikSilz December 15, 2016
A term used to describe a very attractive female of the Mormon (LDS) faith.
I saw a lot of blonde Mormettes at Brigham Young University.
Mormette by KILLERBEE July 26, 2007

marchette 

no. she'll eat your dooky from inside your bootyhole dont trust a marchette
marchette i choose you!!

*eats bootyhole out slowly and teasingly slurping up all the poop feces out of delight*

morebetterer 

Wow! Those boobies are morebetter than your sisters!
morebetterer by Jasmin May 5, 2003