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Thug Hunting 

the practice of visiting a urban and low income neighbourhood and asking mainly male criminals or thugs for sexual favors, some of the favors may be in exchange for monetary gain
John: Yo Tyler, lets go thug hunting!
Tyler:Okey but bring some cash it will be easier then
John: yeah, lets go

vanilla hunting 

Vanilla hunting is a term used when swingers, bisexual women or members of the LGBT community are looking to convince a heterosexual or monogamous person to explore sexual alternatives outside of their otherwise normal , mainstream sexual beliefs
our married friends, john and jane, were looking for excitement so they went vanilla hunting last night and picked up a newly divorced woman to play with.

Huxton Hero 

Bloke who wears entirely too much multi-coloured clothing, cheap gold chains, and "throwback" Jordan basketball kicks. Uses words like "cunt" entirely too often, and is more often then not a closeted homosexual. Steals hubcaps and training room locks, and talks to his "crew" about what a "thug" he is. Maybe be seen wearing a shell suit.
Guy 1 - "Look at him, he looks like an idiot! Is that a chav?"

Guy 2 - "No, he's just a Huxton Hero."

Reverse Hog Hunting 

Competition between two guys during a night out. Objective of the game is to give your opponents name and number out to as many fat, filthy, gully hole having hogs that somehow still pass to be women. Person who gets the other persons phone to blow up more wins.
BRO, Reverse hog hunting is a go! i'm gonna have all these lard avalanche gully hole having slop buckets calling you all night. She caught me and my other brosefs pointing and laughing at her. Told her they were making fun of me because I had no game. Pity card worked. That Jabba the Hut will be calling your ass all night...bro.
Reverse Hog Hunting by raw dawger February 4, 2013

Urban Reindeer Hunting 

Stealthy dressing ones self in urban camouflage, or ninja gear during the Christmas season to find, and kill front yard reindeer decorations. The usual choice of weapons for this sport are: Broad swords, katana swords, machete's, grappling hooks, or "rope". After beheading the deer with you choice of weapon, the grappling hook/rope is then used to drag the remaining carcasses behind a vehicle if deemed necessary.
With training, the trophy heads can be rewired, and mounted for twinkly enjoyment.
"The Urban Reindeer Hunting Carol"

I awoke with a startle, by someone unlocking my gate...
I reached for my pistol, but by then, it was to late...
For out in my yard flew sparks, so bright, and so clear...
I ran to the window, to see my eight tiny decapitated reindeer...
I yelled curses so loud, they came out in a blunder...
Damn you to hell, sodding urban deer hunter...

Chav Hunting 

The name of a sport/method of pest control which has not become legal due to "human right" howevcer we must ask ourselves if this affliction of normal society is actually human and not some kind of plague, or the damned returning from the pits of hell. The game entails the extermination of as many chavs as possible within one's lifetime. Any method of elimination is allowed within the confines of the game ranging from tactical nuclear strikes and shot gun kills at close range to bludgeoning to death with another chav.
Start a petition now with your local council, 'legalise chav hunting' push the point that they could be used to test new military weapons on and to replace animals in animal testing labs, they could even be burned as an alternative fuel source.
'wooooooo chav hunting'
'let the chav hunt begin'
'I, the prime minster of great britain, proclaim chav hunting legal'
'chav hunting, the new olympic sport'
Chav Hunting by PopeG Vth November 18, 2004