diploma 

Flimsy sheet of paper encased in cardboard. Usually put above the fireplace on the mantle or on the refrigerator with a magnet. Signifies completion of about 4 year of college work. Contain faux signatures of several leading authorities at the institution. Makes parents happy and gives suburban kids a scary sense of freedom because they are no longer supported financially.

Successful Adult: Diploma, eh? Yes. Yes. I remember getting mine. You know, I work in a field that is totally unrelated to my major in college. Oh, well. Enjoy your diploma. Yep, those were the best years of my life.

diploma by crazy b January 9, 2006

Diploma 

a paper that says that you're still a fuck up, but now you can work

Rory: Dude! I just got my diploma
Robert: Sweet dude, now your just a fuck up with a piece of paper sayin your good to work

Diploma by iliketomoveitmoveit9876321 November 15, 2009

Diploma 

"You are still a fuck up, but now you can work" paper.

Rory: "I thought a diploma was like a drama force field" Robert: "Nope, Shit is Dumb"

Rory: "That sounds about right, It should be called your still a fuck up but now you can work paper"

Robert: " Sounds spot on we should write the inventor of the word"

Rory: "I'm calling the dictionary people"

Diploma by donotuseyourrealnamehere123456 November 21, 2009

diploma 

(noun) - Obtained through educational courses, can be used to escape the ghetto if obtained at a school of higher learning (trade school, community college, college, university).

"dawg yall wanna C my GED?"

"No, I have a graduation ceremony to attend, at which I'll receive my diploma."

"wurd"

diploma by JJ OJ April 21, 2010

Diploma 

A reward in the form of oral sex, recipient can be male or female.

I'll give you a diploma.
You deserve a diploma.
You've been a naughty girl, come here for your diploma.

Diploma by Adveloq August 2, 2011

diploma 

pointless piece of paper protected by some measly cardboard and represents 4 grueling years of mundane shit done. the only real purpose is flexing on your friends, but that just makes you look like an asshole.

Carson: look at this diploma, im so awesome am i
Allen: seriously? youre flexing on us using a sheet of paper thats gonna be left and forgotten on a fridge?

diploma by Xeries July 25, 2024

Diploma Mill 

Fraudulent institutions of higher education, sometimes lacking accreditation, which grant diplomas that are either fake or worthless. Historically a they have not been accredited, but with the increase of online schools, most now are accredited and offer a course load so easy, or based on loosely defined "life experience", so as to render their education valueless.

Also known as a Degree Mill

Well known places that are diploma mills include Trinity Southern University, Walden University, Trump University, Wesleyan International University, and Prixo Southern University.

Diploma Mill by David McBride March 24, 2008