Gyffard 

The act of ejaculating into your dad after a night of heavy drinking.

John came home to find his dad passed out on the couch, only to turn him over and give him the gyffard.

Gyffard by Daocfan69 September 17, 2020

Mr Goffard 

Absolute madlad, teaches Spanish and walks like a penguin. Flirts with all lady teachers. Used to be a singer. Likes horses. Might be bisexual? May have a husband. Do we know? No we don’t. Not yet. Maybe someday. Don’t follow him on instagram or he’ll give you detention.

That mr goffard is an absolute legend

Mr Goffard by Hooverz July 14, 2019

giffard 

a realy thick person! so dumb that your supprised they even know how to breath let alone dress them selves.

that guy/girl is a fucking gifford!

giffard by mike January 5, 2004

Guffard

A small turtle who practices kung fu, carries a staff, and lives in your house.

Is also the star of a future rap song.

Wheres my Guffard!

Guffard by k.e.p March 22, 2011