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A term commonly used by our grandparents/ aunties and uncles that refers to the bathroom. It is a nice way for old people to politely make things awkward and let you know they have to go take a dump. Often say it in public places like Sears or the food court at the mall.

Biffie is often mistaken for some sort of cute way of saying BFF's and Besties but it actually makes you think of grandma grunting one out in the Smitty's washroom."
"Keep your eyes out for the washroom kiddo, Grandma had McDonald's for lunch and it always makes her have to go to the biffie."
Biffie by TimTimTimTim March 27, 2013
Related Words
Boffie Boffin boofie boffed boffing Boffle boffer Boffice buffie boffee
Slippers (singular baffie or baffy)
Scottish word for slippers, thought to derive from 'bachle' meaning to shuffle.
Ms darling wife heats ma baffies by the fire afore gien me a hoat toddie.
baffies by Gwank July 17, 2004

boffin head 

Somebody with an extremely large head. This can be used as abuse or as a joke.

Opposite: Pee wee head
Nick: Jeeze, i Cant see the screen
Emma: Its because his big BOFFIN HEAD is blocking the view!
boffin head by Bofifnhead1992 August 4, 2007

Boffenmyer 

An extremely awful, bad, and stupid joke, such as one James would make.
That's what she said...

James, that was such a Boffenmyer
Boffenmyer by J. Bizzle. April 29, 2011
A wonderful person who would do anything out of the goodness of her heart . A person who has had a lot of badluck but has everything going for her now
Buffie is sexy
Buffie by Mimiforlife December 22, 2016
(Computer geek)
Science boffin

Origin: Boffin was a common colloquial term used in Britain during WW2 for the technical experts, the backroom boys, who were helping to win the war

An affectionate term, but with some practical fighting man’s scorn for the academic brain worker
Those boffins are always studying for their exams

Lindsay is such a boffin
Boffin by Alex October 21, 2003