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Starboard 

In the sport of crew (rowing) the side in a sweep racing shell on the left from the rowers perspective (or the right side from the perspective of the coxswain). Starboard oars generally are distinguished by a a green marking somewhere on them. Most of the time bow is starboard while port is stroke.
Starboard and bow bitch go hand In hand.
Starboard by Rower111 May 24, 2009

Starboard Brained 

Denotes individual with predominate right cerebral cortex housing group. Commonly known as "Right Brained."
Character traits exhibited include: guided by feelings, impetuous actions, driven by imagination and intrigued be philosophical sciences.

Starboard Brained individuals are opposite of Port Brained ("Left Brained")individuals. Port Brained individuals exhibit traits such as: guided by logic, practicality, reality based and drawn to mathematics and science.
Starboard Brained by Yarn Theory February 23, 2009

Starboard Crusader 

Person 1 ) Dude do you have the starboard crusader?
Person 2 ) Nah Mah, I have An UNUSUAL STARBOARD CRUSADER
Person 1 ) *dead
Starboard Crusader by Acchi April 8, 2018

starboard both of em' 

a term referring to both a starboard and port transducer pole which was created by a very stoopid riverboat captain named roger
hey showncy ya'll go on and fix the starboard both of em' and make sure you tape his ankles

Starboard Moment Sundays

Star every message from every moderator every Sunday for 15 mins in the LeakGang Discord Server.
Wow, I can't wait for Starboard Moment Sundays!

Starboard Studios 

A ROBLOX/Discord Group containing of the most retarded people, their humour is still from 2014 and their highest IQ was 60, in the Starboard Studios Staff Team, they all have HOT HOT SEX. Sky used to cum on all of the mods all at once! But now that Sky is gone, they are all faggots.
mud: KILL ALL NIGGERS

sky: no!

mud: starboard studios L!