Alert 

A remote ass military outpost in Northern Canada. The most northerly inhabited place in the world. So remote, the polar bears think it's too cold.

Yo why don't we just deport Johnny to Alert. He's a fucking idiot tbh.

Alert by LordRafox July 4, 2019

alert 

to get attention or to just say

"alert whats going to occur?- see occur for further reffrence

alert by [CSP]TRIPZ July 29, 2006

alert 

1) an exclamation to express total surprise/shock/pleasure/horror/horror/dismay at or draw attention to the state of something (used in the same context like wow or fuck).

2) a superlative adjective to add legitimacy/weight to the description of something (used in the same context as legit)

1) "Alert, those ribs were dope!"; "Alert, that bitch was rude!"

2) "Her party was alert off the chain"; "I alert can't see straight right now"

alert by therealanbari June 2, 2016

Alert 

Big daddy nigga

Hey alert

Alert by Als toybarn June 5, 2022

alert the coastguard 

Exclamation given before passing a gigantic turd

"Quick, Maureen," cried Joe, "Alert the coastguard - Ian's disappeared into the gents again"

alert the coastguard by Jules the King November 15, 2006

Alert the Internet 

Synonym or modern version to "There's the phone, call someone who cares."

(loosely)

Master Shake: Thanks for ruining my lunch! Which is gone by the way...
Frylock: Have you looked in the fridge?
Master Shake: Oh Brainstorm! Alert the internet we got a genius over here

Alert the Internet by Keshicus June 1, 2010

alert cobra

A Male erection that is ready to pounce

Yo man I got such an alert cobra

alert cobra by Matt Calvery March 18, 2008