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Gloringus Dingus 

When a girl is sucking/f*cking you through a gloryhole, and then proceeds to cock & ball torture your cock & balls while they are still inserted through the gloryhole
Jack: Did you seriously get a gloringus dingus past night?
Me: Yeah. The adult theater was poppin and she was kind of a sadist, so I let her. My balls are swollen to the size of a jar, tho.
Gloringus Dingus by Daddy Awesome January 5, 2021

Glorbing 

I was glorbing with your mom last night.
I just had a glorbe moment.
Glorbing by BoomBOom297 September 7, 2011
When you cum on a sleeping girl's face or body
"I drank too much and glorfed on my little sister last night"
"glorfing is why you shouldn't sleep in the apartment with the window open"
Glorfing by Penis is a vegetable September 27, 2017

glorping 

The act of a pet cleaning it's genitals, identified by the sound a pet makes when cleaning it's genitals.
Hey, no glorping on the sofa!
glorping by Pinkticus October 11, 2020

glorping 

the act of trying to eat ones farts bubbles in the bathtub.
sorry i took so long to get ready... i was busy glorping
glorping by fartmoney September 26, 2012

glorfingorpindorper 

Some insult towards English teachers.
Person 1: Ugh, I hate Mr. Smith's class so much
Person 2: I know right!? He's such glorfingorpindorper.