hookerated

When something acts as a hooker does. Going down, walking the streets, etc

Damn, MSN is hookerated AGAIN! We should all move to JABBER, it's the NU HAWTNESS!

hookerated by The_Tick March 30, 2005

hookerized 

Craigslist term for a phone number composed of numeric digits and spelled-out numbers. Many CL posters/spammers use this technique:

- to avoid autodialers,

- to prevent harvesting / resale of their phone numbers,

- to make it more difficult for flaggers to find their multiple ads by searching on their phone number.

Origin: Supposedly, prostitutes who use CL to advertise in multiple cities or spam / overpost in one location originated the technique.

Hookerized CL post: For a good time, call Jenny: 8 (six) (seven) - 5 (three) 0 (nine). (867-5309)

hookerized by TANSTAAFL1 May 26, 2011

hookered out 

when males or females (most of the time females) wear outfits that are EXTENSIVELY provocative to the mall.

The chick wearing the wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked short, wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked tight shorts that made her have to walk funny was totally hookered out, and i was going to ask her if she was really a hooker, and if she wasnt a hooker, what the hell was she thinking?

hookered out by core J August 29, 2005

Hookertard 

a hooker that has sex with retards.

Damn ol girl is a hookertard

Hookertard by lalala012345 February 22, 2011

hookergate 

A closed comprehensive school in the North East of England with a certain reputation for its students and staff, fights, hideous all-green and black P.E kit and pink cake and custard. Closed in 2011 following Tory-LibDem government cuts in a bid to save a bit of cash to merge with nearby Ryton Comprehensive to form Charles Thorp Comprehensive (which was never accepted by the last students to finish in 2012; Hookergate 4 lyf).

He goes to Hookergate, must be hard as nails.

She goes to Hookergate, look at all that make up on her face.

hookergate by Eah9618 February 9, 2018

Hookered 

Describes a technical system in which a change in any node will negatively affect other nodes.

You change your email password and then your emails get erased, you can't login to the network, and someone took your keyboard.

"The whole office is hookered!"

Hookered by justowen April 29, 2010

Hookered 

To get scammed. You think you’re getting one thing and get another. Ol’ switcharoo. Proper fucked.

That dr said my appointment was at 9:15 and he didn’t see me till 11. That asshole hookered me

Hookered by Adachaliee April 8, 2021