conjunted 

That thing I said one time instead of conjoined.

“We’re conjunted twins!”

“Don’t you mean conjoined?”

conjunted by Skesweater May 23, 2020

corncunted 

corncunted: Having a vagina large enough to slip one or more ears of corn into, without touching the sides.

Big Mary was having trouble getting laid. the word had gotten around that Mary had become corncunted, and that attempting to have sex with her was a bit like trying to hump the ocean, warm and wet but no real feeling to it.

corncunted by Vinter January 28, 2010

confusted 

in the state of being confused and frustrated.

pedro is confusted bc he doesn't know if his real name is jose or pedro.

confusted by confustedemployee July 20, 2011

Conducted a Margiela 

The act of performing a heroic task in a god like manner.

Boy 1: I ran into that burning building and saved a baby
Girl 1: damn you just conducted a margiela!

Conducted a Margiela by hercules_like_human February 20, 2023

Confunted 

the amalgam of cunt and confused, used when somebody displays confusion while intoxicated.

Example: "Mate you want a mixed kebab?" "What the fuck are you saying? I'm confunted."

Confunted by Thomas Parfrey January 1, 2009

confunked 

being so utterly confused that it inhibits your activities of daily living at that point in time.

"dude, im so confunked right now...what the hell is goin' on here..."

confunked by ctrlaltdelicious May 8, 2010

confuted

When someone is confused in a very adorable way.

Girl: Can I listen to your music?
-hands her iPod-
Girl: (teasing) You probably have Beethoven on here.
Boy: No I don' - wait... never mind. I do.
Girl: You look very confuted

confuted by thirsty as fuck November 2, 2019