Turkey's Ready! 

When a chick's nipples are hard and they stick out prominently from under her clothes, just like the "turkey's ready" indicators on a succulently done butterball.

This is incredibly hot and every guy within miles will notice and get a half-stiffy just from seeing that. Usually happens when it's cold or she's aroused and she is wearing a tank top or other tight shirt and a thin or (ESPECIALLY) no bra, which is up there with the hottest thing ever!

Guy 1: OMG, did you see Stephanie's tits this morning when the air conditioning kicked in??!

Guy 2: See her?? I rubbed one out in the men's room to her Turkey's Ready!!

Turkey's Ready! by Scrap5000 September 18, 2007

When it's ready 

Created by CDPR to crush every Mans hope and dream to see a game come out.
When this phrase is used, you might as well forget about it. It's not coming this year.

if the owner of the game ever says this, its gonna take another 2 years to open up. maybe even until 2077 in case of CD projekt.

you: It's been six years, CDPR, give us CYBERPUNK

CDPR : when It's ready.

you: *dies inside*

When it's ready by CYBERPUNKwillNEVERreleasePunk January 21, 2019

Supper's Ready 

Epic song of love and the Apocalypse, from the hands of Genesis in 1972, in the good old days when Peter Gabriel was fronting the business. 23 minutes of sheer outrageous clashing bliss.

Near-climactic line from Supper's Ready:

And it's hey babe / your supper's waiting for you ...,

Supper's Ready by Fearman November 26, 2007

Honey Boo Boo! Dinner's ready!! 

When a mother calls her fat children over to the table to eat frozen foods and mule meat.

"Honey Boo Boo! Dinner's ready!!"
"But momma, I'm not Honey Boo Boo."
"Well, you might as well be! You're fat, ugly and stupid. And we all hate you deep down!"
"Well buh bye felicia!"

Honey Boo Boo! Dinner's ready!! by KinkoX120 September 24, 2015

oven's ready 

something a girl yells when her pussy's wet. her man then acts upon this call by putting his drumstick in for some cooking

yo momma signaled she was wet by calling "Oven's ready!" last nite

oven's ready by serious numchuk skills January 17, 2008

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS! 

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS! by weave September 7, 2003

Let’s get ready to rumble 

World record attempt for highest number of attendees to participate in 1 super orgy.

‘Hey Jared, I attended a WR attempt, the only thing I remember is the line ‘let’s get ready to rumble!’ And all of my orifices hurt.

Let’s get ready to rumble by CBT oil February 14, 2022