Mary: Joe, why don't you love me? Why dont you ever
talk to me? I know you think i'm fat, but that doesn't mean you should ignore me!
Joe:
First of all, I always talk to you.
Second of all, if i didn't love you, i probably wouldnt be taking to time to explain this. Lastly, i think you are really beautiful.
SO STOP FUCKING PITYFISHING.