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Portales 

Portales is a small town on the Great Plains of New Mexico. We are known for our college, peanuts ,and also dairy’s. The people you might find vary in every way, their is a majority of really good people that you find more here than anywhere else but on the other hand there are the bad people which u would find anywhere although it’s a small town if you have just arrived you will hardly know everyone or meet the whole town. There’s lots of mystery behind portales and lots of tweakers but it is a comfortable place to most. For it feels so much like home. Even though it has its times
I’ve been through portales before it’s a small town.
Portales doesn’t have much to offer but maybe I want to settle here when I’m older

Did you here about that guy who got arrested in Portales.
Portales by Want some dope? April 20, 2020
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Portales New Mexico 

town that no longer has a maternity wing in the hospital

town that loves football and won state championship 2008-2009 school yr!! GO RAMS!!!!!

Los Portales 

Spanish word for Funky Town. Spanish slang for having intercourse.
The two friends went to Los Portales for lunch.

Thinking with Portals 

Technically used (obviously) for using Portals in a clever way, However this phrase may be used to describe thinking out of the box in general, or a replacement for that phrase. So basically it functions as a synonym for Thinking out of the box. Often used as "Now you're thinking with portals!" etc.
Guy1:"what you doin bob?"
Bob: "Just Thinking with portals"

Guy3: Maybe we can do (something really awesome and original that I can't think of right now)
Guy4: Now your Thinking with Portals!!
Thinking with Portals by Doom_Marine September 1, 2010
The philosophy and application of accessing genius abilities previously glimpsed in former lives, to facilitate quantum change. An extremely rare gift found in those who have the innate ability to work beyond time and space.
Josephine accessed her client's core wound through portalism and released the past life contract which had held them bound for eons.
Portalism by Josephine Sorciere March 10, 2023

portages breakfast 

it is when a man scrambles eggs on the womans ass and pours the raw eggs into the womans vagina and eats the eggs out.
I invited my girlfriend over and had a portages breakfast.
portages breakfast by wiley collins December 28, 2007

Portalish 

When you play portal 2 and you use the Conversion gel to make a non portal-conductive surface able to have portals on it.
Tim: "I can't put a portal on the wall."
George: "Then i'm gonna portalish it rn!"
Tim: "Thanks!"
Portalish by PiggerGamer October 5, 2019