Tarmacked 

To get absolutely shit-faced. Refers to the drunk/high person hitting the ground (tarmack) because they are so fucked up.

"Bruh, you got absolutely tarmacked last night" "Yea I don't remember shit"

Tarmacked by Tarmackedpig26 April 15, 2020

Tarmacked 

Tarmacked is were a male and female take part in sexual intercourse and were the female is on top and sits on the males chest and shits on his chest and rubs up and down it.

"Oh god last night i got totally tarmacked. I was with this really hot chick and she was on top, the she sat on my chest and did a shit on it and starting rubbing up and down."

Tarmacked by Shut-It September 3, 2009

tarmacking 

the act of defocating onto someone, and then smearing it in. like hot rolled asphalt.

although elton liked a good tarmacking , he found it difficult to clean his congealed chest hair afterwards.

tarmacking by Al567 December 28, 2005

Tramackled 

Means To be drunk and High at the same time. Originated in Rio Grande, Puerto Rico by tourists.

After that 40 and Blunt we were tramackled

Tramackled by magicwillyfromphilly July 4, 2010

Tardtacked 

When a social website is overun or attacked by a bunch of morons all of the sudden.

Wow,The site was doing good for a while today until it was tardtacked by a bunch of idiots.

Tardtacked by RedNick1.0 March 1, 2012

Tatjacked 

A person who has big muscles and is covered in tattoos.

"My girlfriend left me for that tatjacked monster!"

Tatjacked by Inkless and Skinny June 4, 2013

Tarmacking 

After enjoying a lady from behind, pull out, straddle her back and squeeze out a Morecombe steamer on her.

Bill had a good night with Judy last week, they both especially enjoyed the tarmacking Bill gave Judy.

After the tarmacking from Bob, Henrietta was distraught.

Tarmacking by Compliments of Maxim (the filth) December 20, 2004