facelicker 

Someone whose favorite pastimes are standing too close, wiping their contaminated hands on their face, and licking other facelickers' faces.

Avoid that facelicker over there, he's a virus waiting to happen.

facelicker by NeptuneLord April 14, 2020

Faceslacker

Someone who becomes friends with a person, adds them on Facebook, then decides that the friendship can be maintained entirely on Facebook. They do not bother to organize to meet up with this person, sometimes they might not even acknowledge them when they walk past them in the street. Furthermore, they appear on Facebook to be great friends because they write on each others walls.

Person A:"I have 629 Facebook friends!"
Person B: "Wow, you must be getting constantly stopped in the street and chatted to."
Person A: "Meh, not really."
Person B: "You Faceslacker!"
Person C: "You're a cyberwhore. Haha, POKE!"

Faceslacker by wheresmyspacebar? October 24, 2008

Facekicker 

A glass full of hard alcohol.

If you show up to a party late and everyone has drank more then you have, the rule is that you must take a facekicker. Start counting how much you drank in total after.

Facekicker by Blazing Hobo September 20, 2009

facelifter 

Someone who recycles someones great facebook status/video etc as thier own in an effort to mislead someone into believing that they are really cooler than they are.

Shelly is a facelifter and a retarded douchebaguette.

facelifter by wackynacky August 18, 2009

facelick 

The act of licking someones face against their will.

Often done by those known as Greg

"Dude! I just got facelicked!"

"Was it by Greg?"

facelick by fargleblargle December 9, 2009

Sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker 

People who consistantly post ass-kissing or overly complimentary comments to another person on facebook, almost exclusively in response to a facebragging status post, so that the other person can get confirmation of how wonderful their life is, etc.

Person A posts a facebrag status update with pictures of their children or what their children did that day, which in turn motivates a multitude of sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker posts of ass-kissing suck up comments to person A. Often done by person A to elicit such responses in the first place, and a form of facebragging.

Sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker by Darth Musburger March 20, 2010

facefucker 

losers who spend their day fucking around on face book instead of working because they THINK the world wants to know about their day.

They never get their work done because they're to busy being a facefucker

facefucker by r2kal February 1, 2009