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no cuomo 

This phrase is often employed when one accidentally touches someone inappropriately, say while brushing against a coworkers bosom while squeezing past in a crowded elevator, and is used to convey that the inappropriate touch was unintentional.

One should take care that this phrase is not mistaken for "No, Cuomo," which roughly translates to "Please pardon my predatory and inappropriate behavior, for I am of Italian descent and don't know any better."
"I meant to reach for the cellphone in my back pocket but accidentally touched Jim's crotch, so I said 'no cuomo' to let him know it was an accident."
no cuomo by philottsoraptor August 17, 2021

no cuomo 

Please pardon my sexual assault, for I'm Italian and don't know any better.
I shall be more mindful of my own predatory workplace behavior in the future, but no Cuomo.
no cuomo by philottsoraptor August 16, 2021

No Cuomo 

When you have to be the kill-joy but don’t want to be.
No Cuomo but we can’t get lit tonight, I have to be up early.
No Cuomo by A Leethal May 14, 2021

No Cuomo 

What to say when you sexually harass someone and want to get away with it.
Joe got away with groping his coworker because he said "No Cuomo" right afterwards.
No Cuomo by JM1314242 August 10, 2021

No Cuomo 

When you say anything that might be considered sexual harassment, just say “No Cuomo” and you’re safe.
That girl has some giant cans, no Cuomo
No Cuomo by Ben Spanklin August 12, 2021

No Cuomo 

When a Male manager interacts with a female colleague or direct report, but without sexual interest nor undertones.
Kelly, are you available to connect for lunch to discuss this project? No Cuomo…
No Cuomo by Lord Ruler August 13, 2021