A "Home Boomer". A person who insists that "hooms (homes) only go up" in value and deny the possibility of the real estate market being overvalued and unsustainable. Often times, hoomers are real estate agents or people who bought in to the market at the peak and have a vested interest in continuing to pump up the real estate bubble.
"Did you buy a home yet? I just bought a $900k 2 bedroom townhouse. It was worth it because I can sell it for $2m in 3 years. Zillow says so."
"No, I'm priced out, hoomer."
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Hotsome is, of course, the slow roasted blend between Hot and Awsome. It was first used in describing a girl who was not only Hot beyond belief, but amazingly cool as well. Now Hotsome has a variety of uses, but you'll still sound like a cali slang reject when using it.
Hot + Awsome = Hotsome
"So I met this chick at a concert last night, she was so hot! And she's a riot, totally awsome! Fuck, she's Hotsome!"