fozzle 

a girl who needs to come out of her comfort zone and stand up for herself. Know that she can do things on her own and doesnt need someone to validate everything she does. May also work at a place she loves to hate but will never leave unless for desperate measures,

wow that girl is so fozzle.

fozzle by cristalight February 5, 2010

fozzle-berry pie 

A fozzle-berry pie, is similar to a blumpkin pie, but instead you shit on the females face, and make her lick it. Some times you can add objects to this move, i.e - make her suck your dick at the same time, or, strap her arms behind her back, and tell her to lick it.

Jodie: That fozzle-berry pie i had last night was so fucking awesome !!

Kevin: I know, im a pro

Jodie: And the way you made me suck your cock, was so kinky!

Kevin: Shall we do it again tonight ?

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Gary: Why didn't you come with us last night to the pub ?

Terry: I was giving my wife a fozzle-berry pie !

fozzle-berry pie by I<3Blumpkin March 17, 2011

Fizzle Fozzle 

The underlying female brain activity that manifests itself in seemingly irrational yelling, tears, moping, arguing or other anti-intuitive behavior. Though present constantly, fizzle fozzle is usually more prevalent during the week before menstruation. It is thought that this brain activity sounds like a swarm of bees.

"Hey man, how was your night?"
"Not bad, yours?"
"Unnngh, Fizzle Fozzle city. She took some shit at work and I made some stupid joke about her being cute. She starts laying in to me and doesn't let up for ten minutes. Then the silent treatment for an hour. In our freakin' 1 room apartment. Then she starts crying."
"Ouch, that time of the month?"
"Not even."
"Aw dude..."

Fizzle Fozzle by Dr. Rocksenburger May 23, 2009

Fizzle Fucked

When things or situations get messed up with no logical explanation or understanding. Different from a "Cluster Fuck", a situation that is Fizzle Fucked just makes no God damn sense.

For example, when your phone charger works only half the time and never when you really need it the most. You stand there bending the cord back and forth and shaking it like you are trying to raise the dead. Suddenly someone walks by and says, "Son, looks like your charger is Fizzle Fucked."

Fizzle Fucked by Seahawks1300 January 29, 2017

foozler 

An affectionate term for someone who's clumsy or incompetent. Because obviously, if you can't handle your fooz, then you're nothing but a gosh darn foozler.

My son is a foozler.He isn’t capable of anything.

foozler by andrei227w June 2, 2021

Fozzie Bear 

When, during the act of sexual intercourse, instead of moaning, the individual shouts or exclaims "Wocka! Wocka! Wocka!"

Last night, my girlfriend went all fozzie bear on me.

Fozzie Bear by fozziebear30 December 17, 2008

Jizzle Fizzle 

When you've reached the peak of being jizzmatic and now considered a legend amongst those who are uncool.

1. I wish I was funky like a jizzle fizzle funk.

2. This crowd sucks! Let's hit them with some jizzle fizzle funk.

Jizzle Fizzle by FutureFunkSquad6000 March 28, 2020