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The Name Napo doesn't even come close to being French its a Sotho originated name, which i myself not sure on its meaning.
Mom, Napo didn't do his homework again.
A shit and pointless event; usually with no warning beforehand.
Our music tech teacher gave our coursework back after the final deadline without any warning. It was totally napo.
Napo by Gizmo3K May 11, 2009
Noah Mesropians' new name is Napo. Therefore, he is now referred to as Napo Mesropian instead of Noah. Napo Mesropian has amazing friends that are always there for him anytime he needs them. He loves them all dearly, especially Isabella, Angelina, and Luke. Without them, nothing would happen in his life.
Napo by Noah Mesropian December 31, 2023

NAPO-Drunk 

A whole new level of intoxication. Three football fields past blackout-drunk.

Symptoms of NAPO-Drunk include, but are not limited to: Talking with your eyes closed, spitting on the floor despite being inside a house, binge eating of uncooked frozen meats, reoccurring need to "pound it", hug people and using phrased such as "I got this on lockdown". In extreme situations someone who is NAPO-Drunk will wake up multiple times after being put to bed and will reemerge in nothing more than hole-y underwear, run out into the street and try and "hide" from people while calling himself a "ninja".
Wow! You were NAPO-Drunk last night. You woke up AGAIN wearing only your boxers, went into the kitchen and threw a shotglass down the sink and turned on the garbage disposal as a distraction for you as you ran out the back door and hid in the neighborhood. You didn't come back for 2 hours!

Synco de napo

Named in honour of a rare and holy parenting victory, synchronised day time napping between parents and babies/toddlers. This is the pinnacle of parental life
Parent A: I was so hungover.. I finally got the mini human down and then crashed out for the afternoon
Parent B: Synco de napo?! Man, that the pinnacle of life right there
Synco de napo by Daly Double August 20, 2021

Napoleon's Bakery 

Napoleon's Bakery is a very popular bakery in Hawaii, Mostly in the Island of Oahu. The Bakery sells bread, cakes, pies, croissants, donuts, etc. and is a popular place to by birthday cakes. This Baker is commonly forged with Zippy's a Hawaiian Food chain that sells chili.
Costumer: I need a cake for my grandma.

Cashier: Go to Napoleon's Bakery

Costumer: But we're here, idiot
Napoleon's Bakery by MinesomeMC November 13, 2016