Claptonism

Bowing and praising the one and only God Clapton. All Claptonists(people who bow to Clapton) must know most of the songs that mede Clapton famous such as Cocaine, Layla, Crossroads and so on. Claptonist must also praise the perfect god-like guitar known simply as the Fender Stratocaster and anything that is Fender. In the end Clapton will show us the right path when we have to choose in the "crossroad".

"Mom I am gonna go practice Claptonism with my friends because we heard clapton pay and we wanna be his slaves"

Claptonism by Pope of the Claptonist Church March 14, 2009

Claytonism 

An insult poorly masked by a compliment. A backhanded statement.

"Luke, ya know what you lack in looks, intelligence, personality, and charm you make up for with wit."- Claytonism

Claytonism by Rev. Luke Husby May 30, 2006

Cliftonism

The single most inappropriate thing to say at any given moment.

"I cosplay with myself."

Cliftonism by Perkar October 21, 2004

Clintonism

A comment, lie, or activity by Bill Clinton, reflecting on his legendary and pathological dishonesty, serial sexual predation, or general ignorance.

Clintonism

"I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

"depending on what the meaning of 'is' is"

"I promise to cut your taxes."

"I did not dodge the draft."

"I never inhaled."

"I never exposed my extremely small erection to Paula Jones and asked her to 'kiss it'."

"I did not have an 11 year affair with Gennifer Flowers."

Clintonism by DontHateThisConservative March 13, 2009

Claptonism

The Religion of those who recognize Eric Clapton as a God

I just converted to Claptonism .

Claptonism by Claptonist March 4, 2009

Cliftonism

The use of a catch phrase from at least 10 years ago. Thus trying to revive a long faded part of society's ligo. It's over man. Just let it die off quietly.

Brett: I think I'll go catch a few drinks tonight while the wife's out-of-town.

Clifton: Word, you're are so lucky you're wife lets you go out. Mine's got a death-grip on my testicals. Cool Beans.

Brett: Seriously, you're a fucking Ass-Clown. Don't you realize that you're Cliftonism usage is out of control. It's 2008, for FUCK'S SAKE MAN. The 90's are dead. Let it go man.

Clifton: Shut up Brett. You're a Gay Douche Bag.

Brett: Once again. You've proven my point.

Thus concludes the Definition of a Cliftonism. Use it liberally and often.

Cliftonism by Funkytown66 February 27, 2008

Cheetonium 

The orange residue left on your fingers after eating Cheetos.

Dude, wash your hands. You've got Cheetonuim all over them.

Cheetonium by Harry the Hat September 10, 2005