Cranch

When you cum in a girl on her period and you pull out the mixture of blood and semen and that sauce is cranch

Last night I got cranch all over my bed

Cranch by Troy and Chris July 9, 2021

Cranch

Noun-
The aroma of dried semen that permeates around the room.
adj-Cranchy

Dude, you should have washed your sheets last weekend, the cranch is killing me.

Adj- Your towel is smelling extra cranch today Rob.

Cranch by Baconb February 15, 2009

cranch

ranch of the crotch; usual coming from wank

Bob: can i borrow some cranch?
Jimmy: sure, i'll take your cup to the back.

cranch by TwoFlamingFlamingos June 6, 2018

Cranch

Christ ranch; really good ranch

This pizza could use some cranch

Cranch by Soggy Pickle March 26, 2020

Cranch

It is when something or someone is being rad but also crunchy, because it's good when things are crunchy

- you that dude is really cranch fo sho!

-yeah he really is!

Cranch by Fel-frick, i mean not Felix May 26, 2021

cranch

a joyous and wonderful little lam who enjoys to graze on fresh grass

wow this cranch is so lamb

cranch by brentson February 3, 2026

Cranch Dressing 

A blend of ranch and creamy italian dressings usually made, by unwitting yom-yoms usually working the front of the house at any food servicing establishment!

i don't think this ranch dressing tastes right!! You idiot that's cause it's Cranch Dressing!!!

Cranch Dressing by Dan Grzebien Jr October 5, 2005