oliveing

The practice of dropshipping a jar of olives to a random person or friend for the purpose of mystery and wonderment. Accomplished using the gift option at stores like Amazon or Walmart.

I've been oliveing our friends but don't tell them it's me.

oliveing by browolf August 28, 2018

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Jamie Olivering

An act or instance, or a period of cooking a shit load of expensive and unnecessary food. Usually occurs at road trips where idiots become frivolous with money, buy expensive ingredients, and make food that ends up tasting like shit. It can also occur when the house cook is stoned.

"I'm not paying for groceries if they're just going to fucking Jamie Oliver it in the kitchen. Who am I, Bill Gates?"

"Hey look, John is Jamie Olivering it in the kitchen."

"MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!"

Jamie Olivering by Jason_Lee_94 October 3, 2013

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Jamie Olivering

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Say: Jay-mee-Oliver-ring

Definition: The act of eating food off of a wooden board of sorts.

-Man, how good is Jamie Olivering, you can cut your sandwich on the board and then eat straight off it-

Jamie Olivering by English Professor Crabapple October 29, 2015

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John Olivering

When you go to extreme lengths, sometimes do extremely weird, sometimes expensive, or petty antics, in order to getting a point your trying to make.

"Hey man don't you think you've made your point?"
No way man. John Olivering it will definitely get the message across

John Olivering by IceBear7232 October 27, 2022

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Jamie Olivering

An act or instance, or a period of cooking a shit load of expensive and unnecessary food. Usually occurs at road trips where idiots become frivolous with money. It can also occur when the house cook is stoned.

I'm not paying for groceries if they're just going to fucking Jamie Oliver it in the kitchen. Who am I, Bill Gates?

Hey look, John is Jamie Olivering it in the kitchen.

MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!

Jamie Olivering by Jason_Lee_94 October 3, 2013

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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