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Geordie (British) slang meaning the opposite of when Americans say “sick!” You essentially might say it when something pisses you off.
Can I have some chocolate?-
No-
That’s proper sickna
Sickna by Leona_is_the_best March 24, 2021

Sicknote 

Nickname for someone who is continually off work "sick", usually faking it because they are simply too lazy or irresponsible and can't be bothered to come in to work like the rest of us. Most of the time they don't even bother to call in with a reason.
"Where's 'sicknote' today?"
"Off work .... again"
Sicknote by TeH sLiCK January 1, 2009

sicklage 

A word said when something very sick is brought up in conversation; even sicker than sick
Dude that tre flip was sicklage”
sicklage by Skoogs November 19, 2020

dragon sickness 

The growing greed and desire for gold and treasure.
"Dude - what's with all the gold chains and bling - you got the dragon sickness bad man"
dragon sickness by grinding_metal December 21, 2014
A method of navigation superior to GPS, which utilizes the measurement of relative air-current temperature. The method involves the application of saliva to a male’s scrotum by a female’s tongue. The scrotum is then placed outside the window of a moving vehicle. Air currents are analyzed via temperature changes detected in the epidermal layer of the scrotum. A normal vector corresponding to the isothermal region with the lowest relative scrotal temperature is deemed the “sacknav” vector. The sacknav vector always points parallel to the direction of final destination, via the path of least resistance.
Orion used sacknav to successfully navigate the roads of Vancouver.
sacknav by matricks April 26, 2009

Sickaphile 

A person who is addicted to being sick (not the actual act of vomiting) this person will lunge from one illness to another ,some will go as far as to seek surgery. Whether the addiction is truly to being sick or is more related to being rescued and or not being expected to perform, function, or be personally responsible for oneself -- to the the by-products of being sick -- can be difficult for even professionals to assess in some cases. The sickaphile will love talking about their ailments, they post "sympathy selfies"even tweeting or posting to Facebook right up to and after operations. A sickaphile may fake or exaggerate symptoms to obtain what they want and further their plan for treatment, when a doctor actually finds something wrong a sickaphile will be greatly excited and latch on to the "diagnosis" they will "Google" the diagnosis, research and join online forums etc if they do not posses a particular symptom, they will simply fake it, they immerse themselves fully in their "condition" and usually will have more than one ongoing condition at a time, if there is a period of "good health" it is short lived. The sickaphile will be eagerly looking for a new ailment. The reason for someone enjoying ill health is unknown. The sickaphile may be unaware of their behavior. If the sickaphile is talking about him/herself they are in their element, always willing to talk about whatever illness they are currently in the midst of, and it will always be the worst case scenario!
"Hannah seems to always be unwell, its as if she actually enjoys being ill"
"yeah dude i think Hannah is a sickaphile for sure"
Sickaphile by cornishpastie December 13, 2014