Table Banging

Verb.
1. To smack, pound, hit or bang a table, pulpit or desk when one is making an emotional argument. Usually used with logic, facts, and reason fail, or when hoes mad. Alternative form of "pulpit pounding."

2. Meaningless yet novel sex; novelty or creativity in sexual intercourse (like having sex on a table) without substance.

1. "When you have the facts, bang the facts, when you have the law, bang the law, when you got nothing, bang the table and all I seen today is a lot of table banging!"
2. "My neighbor was totally table-banging some chick yesterday...sounded like they had a lot of fun but he'll have a different girl by next week."

Table Banging by Unfiltered Christian January 22, 2020

table banking 

While splitting a check when out with a group, paying the whole tab with your credit card and taking everyone else's cash instead of going to the ATM.

I'm kind of low on cash, anyone mind if I do some table banking?

table banking by Mercy April 5, 2006

table banking 

While splitting a check when out with a group, paying the whole tab with your credit card and taking everyone else's cash and pocketing the tip instead of giving it to the server.

Watch out for Ben at lunch, he's always trying to get extra cash by table banking.

table banking by Melissa Young April 25, 2006