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The worlds biggest Manchester United fan. VAR has a tendency to ruin people's dreams because their arm hair was offside.
VAR: The defender touched Rashford, penalty given.
Bruno Fernandes: Only 1 penalty so far this game? Disappointing.
VAR by jojosbizarredefinitions December 8, 2020
Related Words
Varun Vart Var Varsha Vardan Vargas Varg Vikernes Varshini Varad vark
A video review system used in football to make outrageously bad calls and ruin the game of football
That VAR call yesterday was stupid
VAR by hellothere69420 January 27, 2020
When the referee points to review a questionable game changing play in a professional soccer game
Jake “It’s gonna go to VAR”
Kieran “Wow I hope they still give us a penalty
VAR by sccrmxza July 13, 2019
used in case the dumb ref doesn't have a clue (Martin Atkinson) Only used in big football matches. Usually in favour of Liverpool commonly called liVARpool
Neymar JR. VAR VAR
VAR by FatAssedPeanutHead January 27, 2020
A commonly used positive and respectful substitution for many words. It is also known as an ancient Varillian chant to bring good fortune.

A term used in Turing software.
"What the var man!?!?"

"How are you varring today?"

"VAR!?!!?!?!???!!?!?!?!?!?"

"VAR, VAR, VAR, VAR, VARVARVARVAR, VAR, VAR!"
var by UBER VARIAN March 26, 2009
A very kind, sweet girl. Her voice is like soft, calming music. Her eyes are like an ocean, deep, and you get so lost in them easily. Oh and that smile, so beautiful. It's like seeing a puppy, you get so happy and cheerful. Every minute u spend with her, is treasurable to you. If you ever get a person named Var, never let them go, they are the best thing you'll ever get in your life.
girl:she's so pretty and kind, isn't her name var ?
Var by ilovemygfvar October 16, 2019