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Fermented Freddy 

Fermented Freddy (noun) is a speciality beverage that is commonly consumed after a Bukkake session or during special events that call for an especially flavourful beverage.

The process in which the Fermented Freddy is made is simple, yet very satisfying.

1. Begin by firstly performing anal sex with a significant other, or volunteer; keep in my that the duration of the sex has a direct correlation with the flavour and robustness of the final product.

2. The male ejaculates fully within the female (or male) partner.
3. The male takes a wine bottle cork (warning: the material of the cork will affect the flavour) and places it within the females (or males) anus, thus beginning the "fermenting" process.
4. Age the product a minimum of 24 hours until the "Freddy" is "fermented" to perfection.

5. Uncork and Enjoy!
Matt: "Hey its Fourth of July Weekend we should get some nice beers!"

Jordan: "Yeah, but we had beers last night..."

Morgan: "Hey I know you guys, lets make some fermented Freddy!"

(Warning: Over fermentation may cause severe stomach cramps and/or death)
Fermented Freddy by DPI001 July 5, 2011

Fermented Love 

Under the influence of alcohol, thinking you're in love (really, lust) with someone, when really you are just drunk. The person usually seems prettier in fermented love than in reality. Also, the person seems better.
you: yeah i met this mega hottie last night.
me: was it fermented love?
you: nah dude! i wasn't drinking!
Fermented Love by Atticusx July 16, 2009

Fermenting 

Someone who sits on a couch for far too long is fermenting, and should generally be beaten to a pulp and stuffed into a bottle with brewers yeast for two weeks. This creates an incredibly potent and mind numbing alcohol... Goes great with twice baked potatoes.
dude, Wesley, you just watched an entire effing season of LOST in one sitting...you're fermenting!
Fermenting by ChristinaWHILES July 28, 2010

fermentation

(v) the act of depriving a substance of oxygen while it goes through cell respiration. Several things can come of fermentation,lactic acid in an animal cell and ethanol (alcohol) in a plant cell. In certain plant cells such as grain and grapes adding yeast during the fermentation process can cause it to create desirable alcohol such as wine and different types of hard alcohol or beer. It should be noted that drinking alcohol from grain plain is not practical and it must be added to a substance to create an edible drink e.g. vodka
The fermentation of grapes result in wine.
fermentation by chodey mcchode April 25, 2006

Foreskin Fermenter 

When you sew your foreskin closed to ferment whatever smegma is under it into a beautiful stinky green cheese that you later spread on bread.
I put my foreskin fermenter to work last night and it seems that I just have to wait for the sweet green cheese to be ready.
The act of staying in your room for days at a time, not showering, and avoiding social interaction to the point of becoming a greasy, unhealthy slob. Usually accompanied by heavy use of the internet and/or video games. A fermenter's natural habitat is typically found in the dark corners of sites like 4chan, reddit, and twitch.

Once you start to ferment, it can be hard to get out, usually requiring some sort of wake-up call from the outside world. Some fermenters never get this wake-up call or ignore it, resulting in a lifetime spent mostly in their rooms.

Fermentation can lead to later complications such as depression, anxiety, anti-sociality, obesity, diabetes, and more.
Friend 1: Hey man, were gonna see a movie tonight, wanna come?
Friend 2: Nah dude, I gotta rank up on League of Legends, I'm gonna pass this time.
Friend 1: Bro you've been playing that game for three days straight, you're fermenting dude!
Friend 2: Shit man, you're right. Imma take a shower and join y'all
ferment by edges64 June 20, 2019