A Wablet is a somewhat derisive yet playful portmanteaue of "Windows" & "Tablet" which can refer to any brand of touch screen Windows based tablets.
Frank, who was sick of trying to tap the tiny button in Word with his clunky human hands, through the friggin Wablet out the window, shitty keyboard and all!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.