mooze 

To slowly walk with no particular purpose, barely aware that you are walking. Most commonly seen when browsing at products in a store, and often results in a collision with another person. It is less of walking, and more of shifting one's weight around.

I hate it when people mooze. Their minds are so wrapped up in what they see that they pay no attention to the fact that they're about to knock someone over.

mooze by RoughGroove September 13, 2005

mooze 

to ejaculate; the remnants of said ejaculation

The Chinese altar-boy was covered in mooze

mooze by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

Dean Moore 

A great runner of parks, roads and backyards. The best father, husband and best friend. The braaier of steaks, master of webers and king of flattys. Not too bad with a circular saw.
Beer maker, cupboard builder and best 80’s music dancer.

Met a cool guy last night, he’s a total Dean Moore, the whole package

Dean Moore by Fishyfish81 May 8, 2021

mooberty

A phase during adulthood when a man first develops moobs. Usually begins in mid to late 30s but has been known to happen in late 20s in some male office workers.

Larry: Holy crap Frank, I didn't know you'd reached mooberty already, your moobs are huge!

Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.

mooberty by Clive London November 29, 2007

mooge muffins 

When a person gets so fucked up on drugs or alcohol he or she throws up on their chest/tits. It often happens to college freshmen who are binge drinking for the first time.

Girl: What happened to me last night? Why do I have mooge muffins?

Roommate: Weeeeeeeell...

mooge muffins by 0neWay November 19, 2013

Mooelcher 

A mooelcher is a combination moocher (someone who is continously sponging and living off friends) and welcher (someone who routinely reneges on debts, especially debts owed on bets or wagers they just lost).

Properly pronounced the moo - is empashized much like a cow mooing as in "mooooooelcher!"

George rescheduled that dinner he owes us again. And then he hit me up for a cigarette even though he 'quit' smoking. What a moooooelcher!

The motherfuckin mooelcher just told me to add the twenty bucks he owes me for the Patriot game to the hundred he borrowed last week!

Mooelcher by Ivan Drakic June 20, 2009

Monze 

Cutest and most adorable person in the world. Really popular and fun to hang around but still can't get a boyfriend.

Monze is the cutest person in the world

Monze by Cr1ngy November 19, 2018