Absoloot

An underaged person’s water bottle that is filled with vodka

Jess walked out of the house with her Absoloot and I pretended i didn't know what was in it. She charged her friends $5 each to share her "water"

by raujero December 20, 2019

absoloute balls

when somethings shit

that bike is absoloute balls

by abssssloosudsh balls March 30, 2017

absolyootly

An annoying variation of absolutely that is prevalent amongst those English persons who think of themselves as 'well bred'.

Charles: You know what, old boy? I rather fancy a tipple.
Tarquin: Oh, absolYOOtly!

by James Dodd December 22, 2005

Absocootch

1. The spilling of absolut vodka in ones crotch area and thus having it soak your underpants.

2. The spilling of well vodka in ones crotch that you pretend is Absolut -- but are too intoxicated to tell the difference/care.

a. Victim of spill must have female genitalia.

Girl 1 is sitting with Boy 1. Girl one laughs at Boy 1's joke. Girl 1 has forgotten she set her shot in her lap. Girl 1's shot spills into her crotch, drenching her panties. Boy 1 laughs and yells, "Absocootch" in public area.

by MissVodkaUSA September 11, 2009

Absotootely

Absotootely is another way of saying absolutely... It is more fun at say as the 'toot' in the middle of the word relates to the bowel passing the flatulence which is also known as farting, passing gas, tooting, and many others.

"Hey do you wanna come over to my house?"

"Absotootely!!!"

"Hahah nice word... Just don't 'toot' when you're at my house!"

by Beth Wright September 2, 2013

Absoloute-Fuck-Hole

A person who acts in a way that displeases you more than you could have imagined.

Exclaimed when the annoyance of an individual reaches it's peak.

Jack - "Tonight, I'm going to get so much pussy, when I walk in the girls drop to their knees at my..."

Sam - "Shut up, you absoloute-fuck-hole."

by jazz4 November 25, 2010

Absolotley

Absolutely a lot.

“Did you guys have sex last night?” ‘Absolotley!’

by tatiesfortators November 9, 2020