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Honey Boo Boo! Dinner's ready!! 

When a mother calls her fat children over to the table to eat frozen foods and mule meat.
"Honey Boo Boo! Dinner's ready!!"
"But momma, I'm not Honey Boo Boo."
"Well, you might as well be! You're fat, ugly and stupid. And we all hate you deep down!"
"Well buh bye felicia!"

dinner is ready 

its not fucking ready
mom: dinner is ready !!!
child: coming!
child 2: ... wheres the dinner?
mom: it will be ready in 5 mins

Reading Roast Dinner 

A sex act involving two consenting adults of either gender.

Meat and two veg - ALL IN
I'm feeling freaky, it's a Reading Roast Dinner or nothing and I mean to have you even if it's by burglary!

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026