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Getting a school iPad whiped for inappropriate use
Damn dude, I just got Fanched for playing games in class.
Fanched by Starboiiiii March 13, 2017
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To Futcher someone is to completely and utterly DESTROY them... this is often associated with stealing someone's partner. It actually transcends even this. To be Futchered is the be brought down to such a level where you don't even have the self-motivation to kill yourself... There is only ever one single record of a man being Futchered. And it is kept in a top secret File cabinet at the centre of a top secret Military base. the victims family were placed under the Futcher protection act 1992.
Passing stranger: Holy shit! dude, are you ok?

Dude: ...I...Cant.... I........ Can you pull this trigger please??

Passing stranger: Oh no... you've been... FUTCHERED!!
Futchered by Makokasyx April 23, 2009
Strong Lastname ... Most of the Fanchers are the sons and daughters of God. Very wise people. Hard working Americans.
I MET ONE OF THE AMAZING FANCHERS!
Fancher by Matrix_Warden November 10, 2019

Aiden Fancher 

Aiden is a baseball player that no one likes and has a small peen bc he’s on steroids
aiden fancher is always hitting baseball somewhere in the world

eat sleep breathe BASEBALL
Aiden Fancher by pus boy November 22, 2019
Elite Last name, Blessed by god and guarded by Angels.
Known for slaying demons.
All my demons got Fanchered! Praise god!
Fancher by Matrix_Warden November 10, 2019
Very, very wankered - fucking wankered.
Went out to a party in London last night, woke up in a fountain in Glasgow - I was fankered!
fankered by k-noxy April 4, 2009