Jizzlamic 

Jizzlamic is a super cool kid who gets lots of money and hoes

Wow jizzlamics cock is huge!

Jizzlamic by Caitlyn Jones June 17, 2021

Jizzlamic Jihad 

To implement your jizztastic dominance over an unwilling girl or guy. It is often referred to as a holy semen war against a persons face, tonsils, asshole, or any other orifice.

Last night I took that infidel Bernice back to my place and after finding spiritual inner peace I unloaded a Jizzlamic Jihad upon her boobs.

Islamic Jihad are gay, Jizzlamic Jihads are awesome!

Jizzlamic Jihad by D-Fence October 20, 2010

Jizzmatic 

Being so extremely amazing that you jizz in your pants. Can also lead to the jizzing of others.

That ninja is so jizzmatic! I think I'm gonna jizz in my pants!

What is in this drink bro? I think I'm gonna jizz now!

Jizzmatic by ThatOther1Guy January 11, 2014

jizzasmic 

Orgasmic for men only!

Dat poppin ass is jizzasmic

jizzasmic by Docter Solburn October 13, 2009

jizzlam 

A deragotory slang term for Islam.

I don't trust that new guy, he practices Jizzlam.

jizzlam by knightly coriander October 16, 2007

Jizzalicious 

something so delicious it makes you jizz your pants at the first bite :)

dude that sandwhich was jizzalicious tell your mom too make more!

Jizzalicious by Devin Hampton Taylor November 2, 2006

Jizzmic 

That which has a high quality or excellence on par with, or exceeding, that of male ejaculate. Usually pertainting to food. Adjective.

"This sauce is jizzmic"

"Those are some jizzmic beans"

Jizzmic by jimjamjoo January 23, 2010