bloomsexual 

Kind of like “bi” but you like guys and one girl named “Rachel Bloom”

Hey sis what’s your sexuality?

Oh I put the B in LGBTQ

So you’re bisexual?

No I’m Bloomsexual

bloomsexual by hoeassvag October 23, 2019

Bloomsexual 

Bloomsexual: a person who's sexual orientation is constantly changing and almost never static
Colours of the flag are

Yellow 💛
Pink💗
White🤍
Blue💙
Black🖤

I'm coming out of the closet as Bloomsexual mom.

Bloomsexual by R4T_VØM1T June 13, 2022

bloodsexual 

To where some is attracted to blood.

(THIS IS A FAKE SEXUALITY THAT IS UNVALID AND SHOULD BE GONE.)

Amy: hey, Whats your sexuality?
Bob: I'm bloodsexual!
Amy: No you're not, you are just a person who fails as a human being.

bloodsexual by T22_ January 17, 2021

Bromosexual 

A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...

So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...

HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.

Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?

Bromosexual by Bitch-monkey January 7, 2008

bromosexuality 

when guys are really good friends, and they make jokes or talk to/about each other in ways that are almost homosexual, but not quite.

as in:

bromosexuality-
bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."

bromosexuality by missLyma March 13, 2009

bromosexual 

A unique and powerfull relationship amongst bros that words cannot define.

"Hey are those guys gay." "Nah man, they're just bromosexuals."

"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."

bromosexual by AGBoss May 12, 2009

Broomsexual 

Wanting to fuck brooms.

Hey im broomsexual, gonna go shove a broom up my ass now.

Broomsexual by TheLivingPotato123 August 2, 2016