Empty Bag 

Meaning to kick someone so hard in the balls, that they disappear into thin air. Hence, you will not have them anymore, they will be gone or empty.

Girl: If you don't shut up I'll give YOU an empty bag!
Boy: Do what?
Girl: Yeah! It's a thinker, but you don't want it to happen!

Empty Bag by A t.v. show watcher. August 19, 2011

Empty Punching Bag

An extremely loose vagina.

Brad: hey Riki, did you bone that chick Carol from the bar last night?
Riki: I sure did bro, unfortunately for me though I couldn't feel a thing, she had a fanny like an empty punching bag.

Empty Punching Bag by My Cedar is Cranking October 22, 2019

Empty the bag 

To ejaculate, to blow a load, to cum.

It's been so long since I've been laid, I need to empty the bag.

Empty the bag by T-Knight March 11, 2010

Empty my bag

A euphemisim for ejaculating. The scrotum is the bag and it is being emptied of semen.

"TGIF, Bro. What are doing tonight?"
"Nothing much, I think i'm gonna empty my bag and have a nap"

Empty my bag by JMD3030 November 10, 2011

empty pastry bag 

1. a cloth or paper cone-shaped bag with one or more nozzles, through which pastry, icing, or a similar food may be squeezed, esp. for decorating

2. metaphor used to describe the smushy, sagging breasts of an old woman

I went to the French Riviera to check out the topless hotties, but all I saw were old ladies with empty pastry bags.

empty pastry bag by jwonder May 12, 2011

empty carrots-bag on a stick 

Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.

The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???

empty carrots-bag on a stick by QuacksO December 8, 2018

Empty Wendy's bag 

A Wendy's bag in which is empty. This can be due to the fact that you ,or someone else ate what was inside in the Wendy's bag ,or thrown out what was giving in the Wendy's bag. This can be the case in other situations.

1. Me and my friend saw an empty Wendy's bag left on the floor.
2 . I shoved an empty Wendy's bag up my ass.

3 . there was no toilet around so I shat in a empty Wendy's bag.

Empty Wendy's bag by Meiijae February 5, 2021