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When you're about to say "shit" but decide to say "stuff" halfway through because of who is around you or who you are talking to.
ex1: Mom, what's all this shtuff laying around?

ex2: OK class, put your shtuff away, it's nap time.
shtuff by IRTc_Alex September 6, 2005
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Alternative to shit, usually when one is censoring one's self mid-sentence to avoid punishment by a higher authority.
Son: Mom, will you give me 20 bucks?
Mom: What do you need it for?
Son: I need to get some (slowly)shtuff with it.
shtuff by Mike July 23, 2003
Shtuff is the word dad says when wanting to say shit but kids are in the house and it is not appropriate to swear
Pick up your shtuff
get that shtuff out of here
Shtuff by HankHill321 July 30, 2011
Items/things associated with a psychedelic experience.
Paraphernalia, artwork, or mind altering substances that trigger hallucinations or intensive introspective thought (as in tripping on LSD).
1. Dude, I told you guys earlier that I have to work late tonight, and to wait for me! Fuck, you guys already take the shtuff?

2. I mean this is an intense trip. Just earlier I was noticing trails and the walls were breathing... but now? I am feeling all types of shtuffs!
Shtuff by Blah Blah Blah, Sr. October 26, 2020
It's a combination of the word shit and stuff, but it stands for shit that makes me tuff.
You gotta learn to roll with shtuff happening in your life (e.g., a breakup, an accident, your dog dying), as it's schtuff that builds character and makes you stronger.
Shtuff by OwningKristina July 5, 2012
i have so many shtuff i have to deal with...
shtuff by his property December 1, 2004