i plugged my wrist so it's broken to bleed 

An X song, You dumb fuck

I plugged my wrist so it's broken to bleed

You pussy
Stay down
You claim that you shootin', but hey
You know but you stickin' them rounds
Young nigga like Chucky, No cheese
Don't talk cause they comin', lil g
Yo mama was birthin', but she
She suckin' and fuckin' for free

i plugged my wrist so it's broken to bleed by Eggacion April 23, 2018

Gamer's Wrist 

When your wrist becomes sore from holding of video game controllers brought on by playing video games during most of your waking hours for several days straight. Signs of Gamer's Wrist are pain in outer-wrist joint while moving, grabbing or lifting and loss of strength. Usually mistaken for or stereotyped as Masturbator's Cramp which is entirely different or carpal tunnel syndrome which is a pain and stiffness on the inside of the hand caused by online games.

Especially severe in games which require a lot of clicking and tapping of buttons. Takes around 3 to 9 days to completely heal with moderate gaming. Gaming for more than 3 hours a day during may prolong the healing process. Treat with tiger balm or mineral ice type remedies. A wrist bandage may help but will increase stiffness if kept on overnight.

"ugh...my wrist."

"Been Masturbating?

"No, it's Gamer's Wrist."

Gamer's Wrist by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005

Hero's Wrist 

1) Developing an aching wrist from playing too much of popular video game, Guitar Hero.
2) Proof that you have too much spare time.

Steve: Aaah!
Josh: What?
Steve: Hero's wrist...
Josh: Nerd.

Hero's Wrist by ohhowswish February 17, 2009

Wanker's Wrist

Strain of the wrist from jerking it too much, also characterized by excessive muscle growth on one wrist.

"Johnny was hospitalized with wanker's wrist."

Wanker's Wrist by Starnub July 27, 2016

Masturbator's Wrist 

An arm injury in which a person with a small penis attempts to masturbate. Similar to tennis elbow, except with masturbation.

Josh tried to masturbate, but it was too small. He had to get a cast for his masturbator's wrist.

Masturbator's Wrist by ERCAL April 15, 2011

Devil's Wrist 

Wanking so hard your banjo string starts to bleed and sting until you've finished and jizz everwhere

Man i wanked so hard last night i gave myself a devil's wrist

Devil's Wrist by RecklessRhys June 24, 2021

Milker’s Wrist 

When you’ve been milking the goats so much that you must use a sickie to not attend certain events

Mate. Can’t make it this trip. Gotta milk the goats, cos the kids got Milker’s wrists.

Milker’s Wrist by Bigrigdigdick June 27, 2024