A mythical box filled with pussy. Invented by Jesus, this box was lost to the vaults of time. Thought to be the object in the next Indiana Jonesmovie. Also known as a Minge Crate.
Hey Indy, there's that Cunt Box you were looking for!
A person who is a pussy to such a great magnitude, that the fundamental laws of physics cause the doucheness to implode into itself forming a cubic structure. This structure is known as a Cunt Box. Essentially anyone who is a huge fucking pussy can be considered one.
person #1: "oh my god steve was drinking MIKE'S HARD last night"
At first glance, it may seem like your standard Munchie Box, however, consuming such a box gives the owner extreme anger issues and a primal urge to protect the box and it's contents, no matter the cost.
Consumer: "Oh yes, my box, my precious."
Scrounger: "Here mate, whit kind eh box is that?"
Consumer: "It's a kick yer cunt in box if ye keep looking at it!"