The inability to change programming code in a computer application for fear that the entire application will fall apart. Named after the Hasboro game "Jenga" where players had to remove pieces of a wooden stack until someone removed the piece that caused the stack to topple over.

Due to his jengaphobia, Bob decided to completely rewrite his computer application rather than modify the existing code.

Jengaphobia by Billy K August 1, 2007

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johanphobia

The fear of a ginger Swede who casts girls under a mysterious spell. While under this spell, girls are noted to ignore the ginger red locks and fall head over heels for him. Once under this spell, girls will fall into his trap of trying to pursue him further only to be lectured outside rooftop nightclubs and subsequently rejected. Girls under this spell are also likely to scream angrily at other girls under this spell from rooftops of dorms. Innocent bystanders are also at risk. In conclusion, one should avoid ginger Johans at all costs, and if one just so happens to fall into a Johan spell, it is advised that they avoid rooftops at high altitudes.

Girl 1: "Me and ginger Johan walk around and talk about life. He's actually pretty cool"
Girl 2: "Johan did the same thing to me, except this was the first week of classes. Asshole."
Girl 1: "Ugghh this is exactly why I hate him. I definitely have johanphobia."

johanphobia by 1234supp June 12, 2013

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Joshaphobia

The fear of; listening to, enduring, or dealing with the repercussions of having a drinking buddy called josh.

After these last few years, I've really started to experience dreadful joshaphobia.

Joshaphobia by Wackojacko January 17, 2013

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jojophobia

an extreme or irrational fear of references

dont reference anything when near him. He has jojophobia

jojophobia by ekrej December 12, 2017

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