world of warcraft 

crack, in CD-ROM form.

World of Warcraft player: listen, man, i'll do anything, ANYTHING for just one more month of play! i'm serious, man, here, take my sister, take my penis, take my house, just don't take my level 56 troll rogue!
Guy: who the fuck are you anyway?

world of warcraft by ObeyZod September 25, 2005

world of warcraft 

The world's most effective form of birth control.

Pregnancy, Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, Herpes. These are just some of the things that World of Warcraft players need not be concerned about.

world of warcraft by Echelon April 8, 2008

world of warcraft 

The most highly addictive game ever played. It will consume your soul and poison your water supply.

I started playing WoW and now I have no life!

world of warcraft by Zelnar (WoW Name) September 14, 2005

world of warcraft 

A good fun alternative to life.

Sex, career, friends, money and power. All
of these things are just distractions trying to pull you away from World of Warcraft

world of warcraft by Barkley Wite April 5, 2005

world of warcraft 

World of Warcraft- WoW is kind of like smoking. You don't see what all the fuss is about in the beginning, until one of your friends gives you a free taste. Still, you can't see how addicting it is until you have tried it a few times. Then you start buying it, and using it by the bundle, and you can't seem to stop. You'll do anything just to get a few good hours in with your favorite pasttime. You slowly start to lose touch with former friends and family, and meet lots of strange new people with a similar addiction. Prolonged use can lead to death. It's very difficult to get out of your system, you must rely on the strangth of others, for your willpower has ben sapped.
General Surgeons Warning- Not intended for oral or anal use. WoW shouldn't be used if you suffer from seizures or are an expectant mother. Side effects include obsession, nausea, vomiting, and pink eye. Ask you doctor before using.

I've wasted 1,000 hours of my life playing World of Warcraft. The closest I've spent this much on time on something is porn. - cyberNinja62333

world of warcraft by HomocidalRobot July 22, 2006

World of Warcraft 

A highly entertaining mmorpg that is played by a wide variety of people. some get addicted to it like its crack cocaine, and some only play it a few times a month. The level of addiction all depends on the person playing it.

You know your a heavy World of Warcraft player when WoW starts interferring with your life. You know your a WoW addict when your life starts interferring with your WoW.

World of Warcraft by Gabe Toehurts October 2, 2005

World of Warcraft 

what is the reason i got rejected from all the colleges i applied to

You: hey how are your college applications going?
Me: stfu im playing World of Warcraft

World of Warcraft by L2P September 10, 2006