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When a little pellet of poop slips out.
That junpscare was so bad, I shitle myself.
Shitle by Moge October 1, 2015
(shy-tle)

Someone who mooches constantly, or the act of mooching. See also mooch.
Nick: Get me some food Josh.
Nick: Get me some food Josh.
Nick: Get me some food Josh.
Josh: Fine, I'll get you some food. You're such a shitle.
shitle by Jooce September 7, 2005
A job title given to an employee, usually because the giver has no common sense, is an idiot or is failing hard at being trendy. Can also be used in an attempt to make employees feel valued, or like they have been promoted. But in reality is just a position with a stupid title, more work and the same pay.
"I just got promoted."

"Wow, great. What's the position?"

"Associate to the Executive Manager of Marketeering and Conservation Efforts."

"That sounds amazing! What do you do?"

"I'm a Secretary..."

"Oh, I'm sorry its a shitle then."
Shitle by WanderSpark123 April 19, 2024

Shitle Tot 

What Thiago Alves says to Georges St-Pierre after his fight with BJ Penn on UFC 94. "Shitle Tot" really means "Title Shot". Please take some of your time to go on YouTube, and search up "Shitle Tot".
Thiago Alves - "And, I really want to get the Shitle Tot."
Georges St-Pierre (Thinking) - "What the fuck did he just say?"

Shirtless Bobby 

A shirtless Bobby is a double vodka tonic with limes and is only drank by the coolest most metal shirtless sexy ripped corner dwellers at the bar.
Bartender: What can I get for ya?
Customer: I'll take a Shirtless Bobby.
Bartender: Sure, one lime or 2?

Ex 2::

Person A:: "Dude I got so fucked up on Shirtless Bobbies last night."
Person B:: "oh man, they get ya every time!"
Shirtless Bobby by Shirtless Bobby February 19, 2014

utter shite 

Something that's not just shit, it's so bad it's shit on another level. (usually used in Ireland)
He was talking utter shite last night.

That band were utter shite.
utter shite by Synnojd March 6, 2012